And even better than the TV coverage of the event itself is all the chatter going on via Twitter.

Since I understand that some folks couldn’t set aside Thursday night obligations to enjoy the first round experience and because some of you may not be on Twitter just yet, I thought I’d share what you might have missed so even you, the unlucky few, can get your href="http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23NFLDraft" title="#NFLDraft on Twitter" target="_blank">#NFLDraft Twitter fix.

1. Cryptic tweets from Jim Irsay

One of the NFL’s most colorful owners, Irsay often tweets song lyrics and other peculiar messages from his Twitter account href="https://twitter.com/#!/jimirsay" title="Jim Irsay on Twitter" target="_blank">@JimIrsay. I can only imagine his sexting is like a book of haikus. But this one tweet in particular stuck out for me.

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They’re more frightened of us getting out…then we are of them…getting in…..

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) href="https://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/195734277298724864" data-datetime="2012-04-27T04:41:02+00:00">April 27, 2012

Were the doors he tried to exit through locked on the way out of Radio City Music Hall? Does he want to take the Colts to the href="http://www.goifl.com/" title="Indoor Football League" target="_blank">IFL?

We may never know.

2. Important asides from Pete King

Everyone’s favorite and most connected NFL reporter was, of course, on Twitter last night during the draft sharing his “lofty” musings. It really added to the NFL draft experience, at least for me.

Like this one…

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Morris Claiborne majored in kinesiology at LSU.

— Peter King (@SI_PeterKing) href="https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/195739199943622656" data-datetime="2012-04-27T05:00:36+00:00">April 27, 2012

Clearly, Claiborne’s knowledge of “kines” will make him a better corner in the NFL…or at least a “nice guy.” That’s pretty obvious from that statement.

3. Reaches talkin’ ’bout reaches

Say what you will about href="http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/41513/dolphins-gushing-over-qb-ryan-tannehill" title="ESPN: Dolphins gushing over QB Ryan Tannehill" target="_blank">Ryan Tannehill, probably the most talked about “overdraft” candidate in this year’s crop, but the most shocking draft pick discussed on Twitter was href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/bruce-irvin-is-a-calculated-risk-for-pete-carroll-seahawks/2012/04/27/gIQAhxOalT_blog.html" title="Bruce Irvin is a calculated risk for Pete Carroll, Seahawks" target="_blank">Seattle’s Bruce Irvin pick.

Say what you will about href="http://www.sbnation.com/2012-nfl-draft/2012/4/27/2980969/nfl-draft-2012-bruce-irvin-seattle-seahawks" title="NFL Draft 2012: Bruce Irvin Broke Your Mock Draft, And That's Okay" target="_blank">whether it really was a reach or not, but the reaction on Twitter was explosive.

href="http://twitter.com/#!/ShanePHallam" title="Shane P. Hallam on Twitter" target="_blank">Shane P. Hallam of href="http://www.draftcountdown.com/" title="Draft Countdown" target="_blank">Draft Countdown had a good rant on the subject:

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It wasn’t so much that he’s a bad player as much as it was the expectation that the Seahawks could have gotten him a round or two later. But the best part of the whole experience was his own tweets to his “haters.”

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I love that people are saying that I was a reach! They will see!

— Bruce Irvin (@BIrvin_WVU11) href="https://twitter.com/BIrvin_WVU11/status/195752368552415233" data-datetime="2012-04-27T05:52:56+00:00">April 27, 2012

Oh, we’ll see. Thanks to Twitter, we now live in a world where draft picks can argue the validity of their draft position as the draft is taking place.

If you feel left out or liked what you saw here, you’re welcome to href="https://twitter.com/#!/fantasyfools" title="Fantasy Football Fools on Twitter" target="_blank">join me for more tweeting tonight during Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft. You can follow along with the conversation even without a Twitter account just by following the stream at href="http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23NFLDraft" title="#NFLDraft on Twitter" target="_blank">#NFLDraft.

What else did you miss from the first round last night? Oh, just some href="http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d828a1a27/article/nfl-drafts-first-round-features-flurry-of-frenzied-activity" title="NFL draft's first round features flurry of trade activity" target="_blank">trades, href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d828a6f4f/article/nfl-draft-firstround-surprises-memorable-moments" title="NFL draft first-round surprises, memorable moments" target="_blank">some special moments, and href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/shutdown-50-8-michael-brockers-dl-lsu-141240276.html" title="Michael Brockers beard" target="_blank">the beard.

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But now when you say “Smyly,” it evokes feelings of waiver-wire hang-ups; where if he hasn’t been picked up in your league, you probably had him all queued up or someone else has.   Buried underneath the Jacob Turner hype, Drew Smyly has progressed through the Tigers system like a nor’easter, pitching only 127.2 total innings in the minors and earning a spot in the Major League rotation just after Opening Day.

Smyly hasn’t been just good.  He’s been historically good.  He’s the first pitcher since earned runs have been a recorded stat to allow two or fewer in his first six career starts.  Throw in a K per 9 and a 34:10 K:BB ratio and it defies all logic that Smyly was on so many waiver wires in 10-team leagues.  Sure, it’s early and, sure, pitching is more than plentiful, but Smyly was making a case he should be owned in all formats.

So I decided to watch his start at U.S. Cellular Field against the White Sox and compare his outings to see if he’s improving while settling into the Majors:

First Inning: Smyly is all smiles after three early runs of support in the top of the frame, and on a 1-1 pitch, Alejandro De Aza slaps one right at Smyly, and the lefty ducks out of the way and De Aza gets a leadoff single.  Gordon Beckham flies out lazily to center, but then on the first pitch to Adam Dunn, Dunn was sitting on the first pitch fastball and it’s launched for a two-run homer.  You could just tell Dunn couldn’t wait for that pitch and it was exactly where he wanted it – right down the middle.  There’s your two runs, Drew.  Konerko flies out to right and Rios does as well, and Smyly rebounds nicely.  Even though he gave up two runs, it’s still only an 11-pitch inning and Smyly still has a lead.

Second Inning: Smyly starts the second a bit rocky with two straight sliders that miss badly to fall behind 2-0 to A.J. Pierzynski.  Smyly works it back to 2-1 and Pierzynski flies out to deep left, one down.  1-0 to Alexei Ramirez and Sexy Alexei flies out to short.  Five outs and five fly ball outs.  Smyly throws a great 92-MPH fastball right on the outside corner to get ahead in the count for the first time this inning to Dayan Viciedo.  Where was that first pitch to Dunn?  On 1-1, Viciedo pops out weakly to second.  Six outs all via the fly ball.

Third Inning: With another two runs of support, Smyly is back out there with a 5-2 lead.  Smyly starts Brent Morel with a fantastic curveball Morel takes for a strike, 0-1.  On 0-2, Smyly barely misses a called strike 3 with a 93 MPH fastball… Not sure where that missed.  And back with the curveball and Morel grounds out for Smyly’s first out not through the air.  Smyly again dials up a curveball for strike one looking to De Aza.  On 2-2, Smyly goes with a slider that breaks all the way across the zone to the dirt and De Aza can’t hold his swing, giving Smyly his first K on the evening.  On 1-2, Beckham flares a 95 MPH fastball into foul territory that Brennan Boesch barely can’t catch.  But 95 from Smyly!  That’s some serious heat.  And then he goes with a slider biting in on Beckham’s hands that s swung on and missed for Smyly’s second straight 1-2-3 inning.  What a repertoire Smyly is showing.

Fourth Inning: This time, Smyly doesn’t give Dunn a first pitch strike or a fastball, throwing a slider for ball one.  Smyly gets the count back to 1-2 still utilizing only off-speed.  Dunn works it full then Smyly dials up a cutter that started inside and cut right into the heart of the plate that Dunn takes for Smyly’s third straight K.  On 1-1 to Konerko, Smyly gets a flare popup that lands in no man’s land in right for a fluke single.  Smyly had retired nine in a row until that unfortunate single.  On 0-1, Rios gets jammed and pops up to Prince Fielder.  And on 1-0 Pierzynski flies out weakly to center and it’s another pain free inning for Smyly.

Fifth Inning: On 0-1 to Ramirez, Alexei smokes one to left for a single.  Out comes Gerald Laird for a quick talk… Other than Dunn’s blast, that was the best-hit ball for the White Sox.  Smyly goes back with a curve ball taken for strike one by Viciedo.  Then Smyly goes with a HORRIBLE slider, 85 MPH and it hung on a tee right down the middle.  Crushed.  Home run for Viciedo, 393 feet to left.  Let’s hope Smyly can rebound as strongly as he did after Dunn’s blast.  On 2-2, Morel chases a slider out of the zone and pops it out to second for the first out.  0-1 to De Aza, and it’s grounded weakly right to Smyly, two down.  Smyly goes up 0-2 on Beckham, but a 2-2 slider barely misses inside then Smyly loses him for his first walk.  The first pitch to Adam Dunn is a cutter that looked identical to the fastball Dunn crushed, but it wrinkles and cuts down and Dunn swings over it and almost out of his shoes.  Great pitch.  On 1-2, Smyly goes to the slider and gets Dunn to swing and miss to once again, again rebounding nicely after giving up a two-run homer.  And somewhat surprisingly, after only 69 pitches, Leyland takes out Smyly.

Final Line:  ND  69 Pitches (45 Strikes) 5 Hits  1 Walk  4 Earned Runs  4 Ks

Final Analysis: All post game reports indicate Smyly is completely healthy, and Leyland lifted his young southpaw so early due to concerns of the fly balls Smyly was giving up.  I think it was just an anomaly as even after the game his GB/FB rate is 0.93.  I think Smyly had at least another good inning in him and may have done a better job protecting the lead (reliever Luke Putkonen subsequently gave up three runs while only getting one out in the bottom of the 6^th), as he had sat down 9 straight and 3 straight after giving up the two two-run homers.

This was a great start to breakdown.  You look at the stat line and say to yourself, “5 innings and 4 earned… the magic must be coming to an end.”  It sure as hell isn’t.  Smyly made only two mistakes all night that happened to be absolutely crushed.  Of course you can’t make mistakes at this level, but Smyly wasn’t exactly pounded throughout his start, allowing only the 5 hits (one of which was a fluke flare single by Konerko) and one walk.

From what I saw in his debut, Smyly has taken tremendous strides.  It appears he’s given up on his changeup (I didn’t think I saw a single one) and is instead using a solid cutter for the same effect (like he utilized on Dunn in the fifth).  Smyly was able to throw his curveball for strikes and his slider as an out pitch, and even hit 95 on the gun with his fastball, improving his velocity from his debut.  The only real knock on Smyly is he’s going to be lifted out of games very early, as is par for the course for young pitchers these days.  But with his stuff and that offense behind him, Smyly needs to be owned in all formats.  If he’s still on your wire or if you missed out on him and an owner has cut him after this apparent “bad” outing, go and grab him.

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It also got me thinking about some other surprise players, and wondering what kind of production we can expect going forward. By happy accident, they form a full infield. Joining third baseman Freese will be 1B/OF Bryan LaHair, second baseman Jose Altuve, and shortstop Derek Jeter. The four of them have disparate backgrounds, but all have been among the best at their positions so far and none were expected to do anything like that. I'm not saying they were expected to be bad, just not superstars. Let's go around the infield in the traditional order:

Bryan LaHair, 1B

LaHair is off to the monster of monster starts (it kills me to remember I dropped him in another league before he even played), batting .370/.460/.767, with a wOBA of .501. He's swatted seven homers and eight doubles. It's he like stole Albert Pujols's talent. To be fair, though, LaHair's got talent of his own. He won't be sustaining an ISO of .397, a HR/FB% of 38.6%, or a BABIP of .504 (.504!) all season long, but he's got a minor league record of (mostly) high BABIPs and ISOs. Last year he clubbed 38 homers for the Iowa Cubs; the two years before he hit at least 25.

LaHair wouldn't be the first Quad-A player to have a stellar month in the Majors only to lose the magic as the season wears on. He also wouldn't be the first 29-year-old to thrive when he finally gets a shot to prove himself. I wouldn't trade the farm to get him, but I wouldn't sell him unless I got a lot in return.

Jose Altuve, 2B

Altuve actually came into the year with high expectations. Sort of. When you're shorter than David Eckstein, expectations only go so high. Still, he was a well-rated prospect and scouts and fantasy projectors were cautiously optimistic about his chances. A decent average and a handful of steals seemed likely enough for a hitter that could be a low-end starting second baseman or a high-end middle infielder. What we've gotten is a .529 slugging percentage and a .346 batting average.

His BABIP is riding high at .386, but his speed and minor league numbers suggest he should be the type of player who sustains a high BABIP. Not that high, but high enough. Power's never been his strongest suit, but he maintained very high slugging percentages in two levels of minor league play last year, so he could keep it up. I think he'll be a solid contributor, but he's also probably at the high-water mark of his value. If you can trade him for a more established player who's underperforming, I wouldn't hesitate.

David Freese, 3B

Freese is another 29-year-old off to a great start. Technically, last year was his "first real chance," and he certainly proved himself, hitting 10 homers and batting .297 in 333 at-bats, not to mention his postseason heroics. The train that started last season just keeps on rolling, as he's already hit six bombs with a .315 batting average. I said last week that I think those numbers are unsustainable, and I haven't changed my mind. His HR-FB% jumped from a pretty high 16.7% last year to a crazy 26.1% this year. To put that number in context, while it isn't exactly up with LaHair or Matt Kemp, it would have led baseball last year.

Looking deeper into his minor league numbers though, I have to admit that the guy's got some power. His ISOs have usually been over .200 and his his lowest BABIP (in more than four games) was .345. I do think his average will drop, but something like last year's power output seems pretty reasonable projected over a full slate of plate appearances.

Derek Jeter, SS

The last player on this list, Jeter is sort of the "which one doesn't belong" of the group. He's one of the most famous athletes in the world. He'll be a first ballot-Hall of Famer. He's won more World Series than most franchises. And he wasn't exactly predicted to do well this year. Gone were the days of Jeter in the first few rounds; before the year he found himself closer to the end of the starting shortstop rankings than the beginning. On the heels of a disappointing season in which he batted .297 but hit just six homers, he already has five. At 38, it seemed entirely reasonable that his Hall of Fame career was about to hit a sharp slope on the decline curve.

A month in, and he's third in the Majors with a 33.3% HR/FB% and batting .390/.425/585. If there's bad news, it's that he's stolen just one base (see, he is getting old!). It goes without saying that Jeter won't continue to do this – but nobody would. Still, it seems to me that if this were the year that he falls completely apart, a month like this wouldn't have been possible. He seems like a good bet to finish among the top shortstops who weren't drafted in the first two rounds.

Somehow, the teams that drafted these players aren't in the Silver League's top two — instead they occupy spots three-five. (King Fish 2.0 got Freese and LaHair; no wonder he's surviving picking Pujols first overall.) The pack remains tight, by the way, with nine teams between 60 and 80 points. (Somehow, I'm one of them.) I don't expect any of these four players to change hands anytime soon; they're one of the hardest types of players to part with — players on a hot start who look like they won't have too far to fall when they come back to earth. If anything, you might want to try trading for one of these guys as soon as he has a bad week or two.

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• NFL.com’s Michael Fabiano complies another one-man mock draft that goes through round 5. Some interesting things here with so much more positional variety in the first round than we’ve seen in past years. And of course the whole Gronk thing going so high this year. 
• Speaking of more mocks and more interesting Gronkowski tidbits, find out which TE John Hansen took ahead of Gronkowski in his First Mock Draft of 2012 where you can see his picks in a 15-round, PPR, 14-team league.
• I’ve got a couple of articles that look specifically at IDPs:
• FantasySharks.com’s IDP Chutes and Ladders: Post-Draft edition for a look at whose value is rising or falling.
• Back to rookies, IDP Guru has a 2-part series on 2012 IDP Rookies to Watch – Part 1 and Part 2.
• For a focus on this year’s rookies and who you should keep an eye on, read 4for4.com’s Identifying Impact Rookies.
• The Fake Football advises you take a second look at Matt Ryan and open your eyes to all of the potential he has this season in Matt Ryan, Fantasy Breakout Player.
• Onto rankings:
• FFToday.com’s Early Fantasy Football Rankings Version 2.0: Quarterbacks
• If you’ve been around this blog for long enough, you know that I love, love, love offensive line rankings. Can’t get enough. The posting of Rotoworld’s 2012 Offensive Line Rankings is a beautiful thing.
• National Football Post’s An early look at our fantasy top fives is a quick review of the top 5 players at each position. Obviously not a deep look into next season but a nice way to get your brain thinking about next year. I’m not on the Marshawn Lynch train though, I must say.

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The Increased Use of the Shift in Baseball and its Effects on Fantasy Baseball

Joe Maddon never has been a traditional manager.  Remember, this is the guy who once intentionally walked a man with the bases loaded!

SHIFTY: Mark Teixeira has seen a drop in batting average for the past three seasons, perhaps due in part to the increased use of defensive shifts against him.

But, this year, it’s getting a little nutty in over-achieving Tampa Bay.  The New York Times ran a story last week that detailed the shifting prowess of Maddon — a manager that has shifted his defense more than 150 times already this season, including 29 times in the opening series against the Yankees.  Maddon shifts his defense whether the other team is hitting righties or lefties.  He shifts his defense whether his team is playing the best teams in the American League, the Rangers or the Orioles, or the worst team, the Angels Twins.  Heck, he even shifts his defense when the opposing hitter is Ryan Raburn — a righty hitting .128 on the year.  The Rays have even figured they had enough data to warrant a shift against second year players like Kyle Seager of the Mariners and Eric Thames of the Blue Jays.  This is a team that just doesn’t shift against Big Papi.

And, its working.  The Rays are hitting .245 as team, yet battling for first place, as they always seem to do.  That’s despite the fact that the Red Sox and Yankees, at the bottom of the upside-down AL East, are hitting .275 and .277 respectively this year.  It may be a little more than a coincidence that the only team the Rays trail in the AL East are the Orioles — the team that has shifted the second most times thus far in 2012.  Those two teams are playing this weekend in the tectonic battle of the shifting American League East.

Come on, I hear you.  Its the Rays and Orioles pitching staffs that have got them to the top of the division often described as baseball’s most difficult.  Sure, that may be true, but you have to think that the shift and the pitching staff of a team whose #1 starter is Jake Arrietta (5.05 ERA last year) may be benefiting somewhat from their managers’ use of the now popular defensive shift.  Those two things must be intertwined at some point.

It must be working.  According to John Dewan of Baseball Info Solutions, the Rays shift, and other things its wacky manager does (not including dressing like pimps on road trips), has already saved the Rays 28 runs this season.  Its especially impressive when you consider saving 10 runs equals one more win, according to those Sabermetrics dudes.

Shifting Effects on Fantasy Stats of Players Like Mark Teixeira and Corey Hart

One player who has clearly had his fantasy baseball numbers hurt by the increasing use of the shift is Mark Teixeira.  Even Yankees’ hitting coach Kevin Long admits it:

“He’s just not real good at it,” Long said of Teixeira’s ability to hit the other way. “He doesn’t have a good feel for it.”  In fact, every time Texeira tried to go the other way against the Rays last year, he hit weak grounders to Evan Longoria whose job it was to cover the entire left side.

And, its not for lack of trying in having Long work with Teixeira, but “we’ve kind of hit a dead end with it,” said Long in referring to Texeira’s attempts to learn to go the other way with some power.

Corey Hart is another player who has felt the pain of the infield shift.  Houston put three infielders on the left side of the diamond against Hart this season, as reported by an article in Sports Illustrated.  Thats was dose of their own medicine, as the Brewers are the Rays of the National League — employing the shift more than any other team in the Senior Circuit.

“There’s still a lot more to be learned,” says Dewan, who estimates that there are 100 current major leaguers who should be shifted against but are ignored. “We still need more data. But there is evidence pointing to this as working.”

Tell that to the Rockies, Cardinals, and White Sox who have not shifted their defenses at all this year.  Some people just won’t learn.

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Yankees
Bullpens are inherently volatile, this year seemingly more than ever. But the Yanks are the last team I expected to be writing about in this space based on Mariano Rivera's stubborn refusal to age or decline, kind of like Mickey Rourke except the exact opposite. Unfortunately, Mo finally proved mortal last week, going down as if he'd be been hit from the Texas School Book Depository while shagging batting-practice flies.

Rivera, of course, is (almost) definitely out for the season after undergoing surgery. We wish him a speedy recovery.

Luckily for the Yankees, they have two strong candidates to take the reins in Mo's stead: David Robertson and Rafael Soriano. Unluckily for fantasy owners, the Bombers have played it cool in naming one of them the undisputed closer, with manager Joe Girardi suggesting both will see save opps.

The Yankees haven't yet encountered a save chance since Mo went down, so there's little evidence from which we might infer anything, but I'm siding with popular opinion here in guessing that D-Rob will emerge as the go-to guy. He's the Closer Of The Future (COTF), and frankly, he's damn good — one of the best relievers in MLB right now. Soriano's ERA is tidy at the moment, and his bloated contract might have a say in the matter, but his strikeout and walk rates continue to trend in the wrong direction.

Bottom line: Robertson is the guy you want. You can add Sori, too, but I wouldn't break my neck if I were in a roster squeeze.

Dodgers
I'd finished this piece by the time the news broke Monday evening that Kenley Jansen had officially been named Dodgers closer. But I have to say, after touting Jansen for the past year or so, I didn't mind updating the piece.

For Jansen to finally claim the throne, incumbent Javy Guerra had to stumble, and at first glance, Guerra does in fact appear to have slumped badly after a hot start. But looking a little closer, Guerra seems to merely be the victim of some poor luck — not to mention his manager's inability to recognize said misfortune. There's a huge disparity between Guerra's 5.84 ERA and his 2.35 SIERA, mostly fueled by an insanely high .485 BABIP and very low 61.9% strand rate. Those numbers won't last.

But Guerra's loss is Jansen's gain, and with all due respect to Jav-Guer, it should be a lot of fun to watch Jansen in his new role, as he's capable of reeling off a season not unlike what Craig Kimbrel did a year ago. Guerra can be safely cut; hopefully, his owners didn't spend too much for him on Draft Day.

White Sox
We could probably break the Pale Hose's week-to-week closer dealings into a separate column, but alas, here were are, discussing a pretty surprising twist.

Chris Sale was a sometimes closer in 2011 before being moved to the rotation this season. He got off to a terrific start pitching every fifth day, so I assumed he'd be there for a good while, but he was apparently experiencing elbow tenderness. The South Siders responded by moving him back to 'pen, the dubious logic being that the barking elbow would subside with more appearances that require greater exertion but fewer pitches. I'm not sure it adds up, but we shall see.

Anyway, Sale becomes Chicago's closer, quite the sweet consolation prize for owners like myself who were enjoying his starting contributions. He should fare well as a closer, and perhaps his (re)appointment will finally furnish the White Sox with some ninth-inning stability. If everything breaks right for them, they might not be appearing here for a while.

I'm fine with cutting Matt Thornton (though I'll be holding onto him in my holds league), and Hector Santiago can be safely dropped. Consider keeping a close eye on fireballer Addison Reed, though, especially if Sale doesn't get off to a fast start (or is injured). Reed has come out strong, and he might be next up in this little carousel.

Marlins
Mercifully, the inevitable came to pass with Heath Bell's demotion from the closer's role this weekend. The Fish stuck with their big-money stopper as long as they could before finally conceding that he needed to get himself straightened out in some low-leverage sitches.

Ozzie Guillen tabbed Steve Cishek as Bell's temporary replacement, although that was put on hold by Hi-Ci's three-inning appearance on Friday night. So when a save opp cropped up on Sunday, and Cishek was unavailable, Oz called on Vinia Edward Mujica, who converted without much trouble. I like both pitchers, but since Guillen said Cishek would be his first choice, I'd prioritize them accordingly if either right-hander is still on your league's wire.

Meanwhile, Bell owners shouldn't cut bait. The Marlins will want to shoehorn him back into the role as soon as they can, if only to save face on their big offseason investment. I'm not especially optimistic he'll reclaim past glory, but stranger things have happened.

Quick-ish Hits
The Cubs' bullpen has dissolved so that the body can't even be properly identified with dentals. Kerry Wood is fresh off the DL and pitched poorly in his first outing back. Rafael Dolis and James Russell are not closer types, and Carlos Marmol may have gone completely off the rails. Shawn Camp is a darkhorse but isn't an ideal choice considering he was scooped up by the Cubs in early April after he was cut by the Mariners, a team whose bullpen isn't exactly the second coming of The Nasty Boys. This one could be frustrating all season.

Andrew Cashner flopped in his first outing since Huston Street was placed on the disabled list (albeit in a non-save situation). Cash Money's output has never seemed to catch up with his ridiculous raw stuff, so I'm not especially high on him. Luke Gregerson is not the same pitcher he was a couple years back and needs to be handled carefully, as he's injury prone. Brad Brach has a strong minor league track record, but that has not yet translated in his limited Major League experience. With Street sounding confident about a quick return, this might not be worth the trouble, either.

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ONE START OPTIONS:

5/16

Felipe Paulino vs Bal – Hunter

Chris Capuano @ SD – Richard

5/17

Jerome Williams vs CHW – Axelrod

Phil Hughes @ Tor – Hutchinson

5/18

Drew Pomeranz vs Sea – Beavan

Scott Diamond @ Mil – Estrada

TWO START OPTIONS:

Ryan Vogelsong ( Col vs. White, Oak vs Ross) I most definitely cannot sing, I can whistle though.  I would certainly not whistle a Vogel of anything, regardless of what it is.  Well, if it’s a huge piece of ice cream cake maybe.

Jeff Niemann (@Tor vs Morrow, Atl vs Delgado) If I were Jeff, I would most definitely have name my son Marcus.  Just for giggles.  Nothing gets kids to make friends faster then torment.

Bruce Chen (@Tex vs Lewis, Ari vs Miley) I wish he had a sidekick cat named Spot and posed as a janitor when he wasn’t pitching. To me that would make the world a better place.   Just don’t tell Sergeant Flint he is a drag.

Joe Blanton (Hou vs Harrell, Bos vs Lester) He should change his name to Blahton. He really isn’t blah, but compared to the other SP options in Philly he looks like vanilla in a sea of chocolate.

Ross Detwiler (SD vs Suppan, Bal vs Hammel) Looking at his home ERA makes me smile. You know what else makes me smile, not having to type out Tom Gorz-what’s-his-name’s name.

Anthony Bass (@Was vs Strasburg, Ana vs Santana) He would look a lot sexier if both of these were at home. That and the fact that he has to face St. Rasburg.  Oh, and if he sang “Take me to the river.”

Jason Vargas (@Bos vs Beckett, @Col vs Friedrich) One of those guys that looks better on your fantasy team, then everyone else realizes. I hope he changes teams midseason and pulls a Fister, literally not figuratively.

Wade Miley (@LAD vs Billingsley, @KC vs Chen) ERA is better away from Chase Field.  I wonder if it has to do with the ATM fees when you’re not banking at home.

Paul Maholm (@STL vs Lohse, CHW vs Peavy) If you like to roll the dice then roll Maholm for 4 straight wins, 1 earned run or less in each start.  Just don’t tell Marmol that he has a lead because he will want to blow on those dice.

Homer Bailey (@Atl vs Delgado, @NYY vs Nova) I couldn’t hate a fantasy player more than this guy. Okay,  I just got yelled at by my mom who said hate is a strong word.  I told her so is assisted living.

Christian Friedrich / Alex White (@SF – Vogelsong / Lincecum, Sea vs Millwood / Vargas) Combined they form the super tandem of White Christian.  Separate they may pull off the same feat.  I’m not hear to judge, there is a total separation between church and stats.

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Classification

Many people are catching on to the fact that these designer drug manufacturers are using clever semantics to skirt regulation. Thankfully, this is becoming less prevalent as parents are petitioning to get these dangerous drugs out of their local corner stores and gas stations. Yet, bath salts are still readily available for purchase online from various retailers. Bath salts are mainly comprised of MDPV and pyrovalerone. It is not completely understood what else is being put in these drugs because they are not regulated.

Where To Find Bath Salts

Retailers are marketing the drug as bath salts and labeling them as “not safe for human consumption”. This is in order to avoid them being classified as illegal. They can be bought at local mini-marts and smoke shops around the world under sold under names like Ivory Wave and Bolivian Bath. While many states have banned the sale, ultimately it will have to be a federal law that gets them off the shelves and out of the hands of the population.

Enforcement Policy

It appears as if the Government is beginning the process of outlawing the sale and possession of bath salts. It is becoming increasingly clear that the substance has many negative side effects, and can produce very dangerous health issues. In fact, in the past few years the number of calls received by poison control centers and hospitals regarding overdoses on bath salts has exploded. In scary part is that most of the time, doctors do not know how to properly treat people who come in, because they have no idea what is actually in the drug.

Effects

There are many different side effects that a person can experience by using bath salts. Some of the most common side effects of bath salt usage are agitation, paranoia, and severe chest pain. There is also a high probability of heart issues including increased heightened pulse rate and high blood pressure. It is a fair and accurate comparison to say that the side effects of bath salts are similar to the side effects of cocaine or ecstasy.

There has not been enough conclusive testing on the designer drug yet to determine what long-term effects it may have on a person. Currently, acute toxicity is the main dilemma being faced by the medical community. If you think you may be addicted to to bath salt you should seek a young adult drug treatment program immediately.

Now that we are over a month into the season it is time to not only look at the master standings and applaud those that have successfully been terrible, but also put on our 20/20 Hindsight Glasses and mock the bad performances in the land of bad performances.  Six leagues of ten were formed and thus far the king of the anti-champions is Pyramid Lake Cui-ui, coming out of Division 3 with 1,550 points.  Fueling his super futility is his drafting of three of the top six positions players on the player rater: Emilio Bonifacio (151 points, 1st round), Clint Barmes (148, 3rd), and Marlon Byrd (139, 15th). No slouch at being terrible on the mound either, he has milked five losses out of Ervin Santana after picking him up as a free agent and watching him become the #1 pitcher on the board with 119 points. Congratulations on your early lead and skills at assembling a terrible team, Pyramid Lake Cui-ui! If we find out you are Dayton Moore in disguise, you will be disqualified for cheating.

Looking back at draft day we can recognize some early breakthroughs and busts (other than Billy Butler’s). In 2011 Adam Dunn put up an incredible league-best 608 points, and as a result he was taken in the first round of every draft this year. Those hoping for a repeat from Big Donkey, complete with the all-important first base eligibility, have been pummeled with a net total of -1 points so far. Whoops!

Meanwhile Austin Jackson‘s 181 strikeouts and only 10 home runs in 2011 made him #3 on the board with 503 points and a favorite for 2012 Fantasy Razzball MVP as he went first overall in 4 out of the 6 drafts (and second overall in Razzball 5, where team My Sports Rumors either missed the draft or didn’t get the league memo as he took Miguel Cabrera first overall). What has Ajax rewarded those early drafters with here in 2012? Just 14 points in 118 at-bats as he hits .322 and is “only” striking out 19% of the time.  Man, he’s gotta get better at being worse!  Confused?  Me too!

And the breakthrough performances through the first month and change? Danny Espinosa leads all players with 165 points as he hits .191 and strikes out 30% of the time, but he was a top 20 player in 2011 and was drafted as early as the 2nd round. The real surprise player in the rankings is Albert Pujols, who was a top-five player until last week and comes in with 119 points in 126 at-bats. Undrafted by anyone not pulling a La Russa and falling asleep at the wheel to autodraft their team, El Hombre is racking up razz points like it’s 1909. He has been picked up by only those with the biggest cojones, as he could quickly go from 2011 Adam Dunn to 2012 Adam Dunn who I guess could go back to 2011 Adam Dunn but is being owned like he’s 2012 Adam Dunn, or unowned or…  Yeah, I’m not sure, but there you have it!

Until next time, keep an eye out for those AAA call-ups and injury replacements and anyone getting playing time with the Minnesota Twins

Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com

In this case, baseball is a microcosm for society. Quietly lie and don't ruffle any feathers to get anyone in trouble, and you're all set. Continue along within the preestablished normative framework and you will be spared. Things are this way perhaps because people aren't very good at communicating, and so we attempt to limit the variables of expression and behavior. I love the fact that Hamels told the truth when asked. If you listen to the whole interview with Hamels, he had nothing but great things to say about Harper. Indeed, throwing at Harper's back indicates that Hamels is aware of the historic nature of Harper's talent. 

Harper handled it with class, too. The person who comes off ugly in this exchange is Nationals GM Mike Rizzo, lashing back as if Hamels had beaned his baby boy. Harper might be the baby boy of the Nationals franchise, but to react in the fashion that Rizzo did is expressly infantile. 

As for fantasy, you know the deal with Harper and Hamels. What of the plethora of injured Washington Nationals and Philadelphia Phillies?

Mike Morse, 1B: I wrote a Valentine's Day piece on Mike Morse, encouraging my loving readership to swoon his way. Enter the bitter pill of an injured lat. The latest on Morse has him aiming for an early June return, when the Nationals will begin interleague play, thus allowing Morse to DH. Morse owners will likely be unwilling to part with him at a significant discount, given the waiting game they've been playing, but perhaps he could fill out a larger deal to your advantage. 

Chase Utley, 2B: Utley, unsurprisingly, does not have a timetable for his return. Todd Zolecki of MLB.com quotes Utley: "Once my body tells me it's ready to go 100 percent, that's when I'll go down to Clearwater." Zolecki's article does offer some reason for optimism, however. Zolecki also quotes Utley as saying:

"Being fairly pain-free and not having to think about it is the most important thing. I've built some strength over the past month, and will continue to do that with the things I'm doing. We'll see. I don't want to be a detriment in the field. I want to be ready to rock when the time comes."

Drew Storen, RP: As you know, Storen had surgery to remove bone chips from his elbow in April. The latest update on Storen has him "ahead of schedule." What that schedule is, however, remains a mystery, other than vague comments involving a return around the All-Star break. 

Ryan Howard, 1B: Howard has been rehabbing at the Phillies facility in Clearwater, Florida for a week and a half now, and is intensifying his workouts this week. Howard, like Utley, is without a timetable, but did begin taking batting practice on Monday. If Howard is somehow available on your waiver wire, by all means DL him. 

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